hopoffmyswagtrain:

adventure time is on all day. i am very happy about this

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO BE A COLLEGE STUDENT THIS FALL

jaredjmonaco:

have you ever hated someone so much you wanted to crawl inside them and whipser i hate you to each indivual blood cell

  • friend: there's nothing worse than death
  • me: final seasons
  • me: post-concert / post-convention depression
  • me: when there's no food
  • me: fictional characters dying
  • me: hipsters blogs
  • me: your crush asks someone else out
  • me: no wi-fi
  • friend:
  • me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you